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Joke of the Day

"What happened at the funeral of the man who invented the USB? They lowered his coffin, took it out, flipped it the other way round, then lowered it again."

"Have you ever seen the movie called ""Constipated""? Well it never came out."

"A man bets his wife she can't tell him something that will make him happy and sad at the same time. ""You have the biggest penis out of all your friends"" replies the wife."

"Why is Simba slower that his dad? Because his papa mufasa."

"So I gave a Friar a joint.... He's a High Priest now..."

"I, for one, support these crazy killers dressing up like clowns. It was a lot harder to see them coming when they were dressing like cops."

"What do you call a sudden fart? An institute."

"My grandpa told me my generation relied too much on technology I told him ""no, your generation relies too much on technology"" Then I unplugged his life support"

"What do you call a clown and a crook rolling in feces? The US elections."

"A boy asks his father: ""Dad, dad, what's abortion?"" ""Ask your sister."", the father responds. ""But I don't have a sister"", the boy says, confused. ""That's the point."""