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Joke of the Day
"Clown: Why are you wearing such a large shirt? Second Clown: I always perform in the big top."
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"I don't like playing Uno with Mexicans... They always steal the green cards ..."
"What's the difference between a poorly dressed man on a tricycle and a well dressed man on a bicycle? Attire."
"Why Men Are Forgetful Men's boobs are forgetful because they have no mammary's"
"Political Correctness has gone mad... You can't even say ""Black paint"" anymore, you have to say ""Jamal would you please kindly help me paint my fence."""
"Why are pirates called pirates? Because they AAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!"
"I Like my women like i like my elevators.... If I push their buttons, they'll go down."
"It's good that we aren't hearing about priests in the news lately. It seems that kids these days are finally learning how to keep a secret."
"What's the difference between being hungry and being horny? Where you put the cucumber."
"It's never EVER a good idea to fart during a 69. That's how they found me underneath their bed."