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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the new corduroy pillows? They're making headlines."
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"Today my wife asked, ""would you still love me if I was ugly and fat?"" Turns out ""Yes I do"" was not the right answer."
"I went to my favorite Indian restaurant today. Got the footlong turkey on wheat."
"A relationship where you can act like complete idiots together is the sweetest thing ever."
"Nobody gets treated worse than a McDonald's worker who gets an order wrong. ""Um this was SUPPOSED to be a LARGE fry! UnFUCKINGbelievable!"""
"Making Weatherproof Clothes by Ranier Day"
"Heard rumors that a coworker slept her way to a promotion. Damn, if the bosses only saw how much I sleep at my desk I'd own this place."
"A man who has never lied to a woman has no respect for her feelings"
"What kind of eggs do Canadians prefer? Grade eh?"
"What is the similarity between Caps Lock and prison? They both turn ""o"" into ""O""."