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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the new corduroy pillows? They're making headlines."
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"What's worse than locking your keys in your car outside an abortion clinic? Having to go inside to ask for a clothes hanger"
"A dyslexic, agnostic insomniac lay awake all night wondering if there is a dog. EDIT: Credit to David Foster Wallace."
"What's Ja Rule's favorite type of bread? Challah!"
"An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman all walk into a bar ""Ouch!"" ""Och aye!"" ""Bejabbers!"""
"I like my women like I like my wings Covered in BBQ sauce"
"What's Paul McCartney's favourite food? Maccaroni"
"What old-time song is the burgers' favourite? 'Hammy' - as sung by Al Jolson!"
"Should I ever become president everyone who uses the word ""bae"" will be sterilized."
"What do you call someone who barely graduated from med school? Doctor."