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Joke of the Day
"The Pope just changed his relationship status to It's Complicated..."
Next Joke
"what do you get when you cross a rabbit and an ant? Bugs Bunny."
"hey look at me nonchalantly tweeting in lowercase am i cool now guys please know that it took me 13 tries to get that lowercase ""i"" to stick"
"*puts words between two asterisks*"
"What happens when the Pope dies? ....another one popes up."
"""I'd UberBlack for you."" - what I assume a pick up line in 2016 sounds like"
"Hell yeah I want your website to play music without warning or a mute button!"
"What's the difference between between a piano, tuna, and glue? You can tuna piano, but you cant piano tuna!"
"Go hard or stay average"
"My girlfriend told me peeing after sex prevents pregnancies... I don't know what I did wrong. I peed as hard as I could right after sex and she still got pregnant."