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Joke of the Day

"Why was six afraid of the rhetorical question?"

"If the Hipster fad were to end... Would we even hear about it?"

"I'm my biggest critic. I'm my strongest critic. I'm my tallest critic. I'm my prettiest critic. who's a good critic. yes you. whose a good c"

"Why did the Double A battery die after 5 years? It has two lower case a's"

"""Huh?"" - Wonder Woman"

"What does Pingu say when he feels suicidal? Noose Noose"

"Why did the BDSM store get behind on its shipments? Bbecause they were all tied up..."

"I had skylights installed at my place last night and I don't get why the people who live upstairs aren't okay with this."

"I have very poor ninja skills when it comes to staring at cleavage."

"She walked in & she had legs, legs that went on for days. Who knows where they went? They just kept wenting. - Why my mystery novel failed"