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Joke of the Day
"What is a salad's favorite type of road? A bowl-ivard"
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"What's black and white and red all over? Police brutality."
"There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Werewolf Barbie ...normal doll except under a full moon"
"My black pants had more cat hair on them after they came out of the dryer. Guess I should check the dryer for cats before I start it."
"If you see a hot girl walking you should honk your horn to let her know you're intrested and afraid to talk to girls."
"Waiter Waiter there's a fly in my ice-cream ! Gee I did not know that they had started winter sports so early in the year !"
"How many unemployed actors does it take to change a light bulb? (fixed) 100. 1 to change it and 99 to stand around and complain about how they coulda done a better job."
"Why did the french man put a bomb on his kitchen floor? Because he wanted to see Linoleum Blownapart."
"First Boy: Why is your brother always flying off the handle ? Second Boy: Because he's got a screw loose !"
"ARE YOU GUYS ALL RIGHT? No, you are all left"