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Joke of the Day

"A philosopher goes to a hotel. Philosopher: Can I get a room please? Receptionist: Sure. Which one? 2B or not 2B?"

"Help! Has anybody seen a little boy with a corndog? Stranger: He's over there! Oh thank God! [steals little boy's corndog and runs away]"

"A box from IKEA came to my door, sent from this tourist girl I've been on two dates with. I don't think she understood when I said I wanted a one-night stand"

"Why do certain asian boxers hate the Rebel Alliance? Because they are Thai fighters."

"Guy in wheelchair spotted on Google Earth lol"

"Yo momma so smart, that she left you under the bridge long time ago. (Yeap its 51% original joke)"

"With God all things are possible; but with money all things are probable. And with a good accountant, they're all deductible."

"How is it that my kids can never find their own shoes but... Easily find the one ice cream sandwich I hid behind the peas in the freezer."

"I want to start a coffee shop that only plays ambient/electronic music... and call it Brian Beano."

"Stop leaving the freezer door open! This is why we can't have ice things."