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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a gay person from Wisconsin? A Dairy Queen"

"Do you think it's ok to lie to a girl in order to sleep with her...? Because I feel really bad about lying to my mom like that"

"Soviet Russia In Soviet Russia, Turkey shoots you!"

"What's the similarity between the unborn Chinese female and this joke? [removed]"

"SOMEBODY: she had a boyfriend who looked like that girlfriend that you had in february of last year ME: what the hell are you talking about"

"I've decided to get a couple tattoos. On my right knee I'm going to get ""Disney."" And on my left... dat-knee."

"Did ya hear about the magic tractor? It turned into a field"

"WTF? Anal bleaching Normally I'd be against such a thing, but some assholes just need to lighten up."

"What did Hitler say from heaven when the Russians took over Auschwitz Stop it that's Mein Kampf!"

"If God is all seeing Does that mean he can see John Cena?"