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"knock knock jokes Whoever invented knock knock jokes should get a no-bell prize."
"What's green and smells like bacon? Kermit's Fingers"
"Punishment - joke A student is talking to his teacher. Student: ""Would you punish me for something I didn`t do?"" Teacher:"" Of course not."" Student: ""Good, because I haven't done my homework."""
"What do you call a yak that wants to talk to you about a network marketing opportunity? A cognac"
"Words can't possibly describe how beautiful you are... But numbers can 4/10"
"Q: Do you know why the new football stadium they built in Warsaw could not be used? A: No matter where you sat you were behind a Pole."
"Hyperboles are the most overused thing in the universe."
"Why don't women need watches? There's a clock on the stove."
"Why did Princess Diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing a seatbelt."