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Joke of the Day
"If God is all seeing Does that mean he can see John Cena?"
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"So a finch asks his mother... ""Mom, why does my beak look different than yours?"" She replies, ""Well son, I hate to break it to you, but you're adapted."""
"When I'm bored, I like to superglue Doritos to my cat and make it run around the house like a stegosaurus."
"The owl knows how many licks it takes to get to the center of a toostie-roll-pop. Chuck Norris knows how many licks it takes to get to the center of a 5,000 pound boulder."
"What do you call a confused gnu? A bewildebeest."
"Nothing is better than working out to 80s music. Except listening to 80s music without working out."
"Is it just me, or does hamstring sound delicious?"
"A blind man walks into a bar ow."
"If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put u and i closer together... Because *you* are an *idiot*."
"What's the difference between a yellow cab and a green cab in NYC? The green cabs haven't ripened yet."