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Joke of the Day
"If God is all seeing Does that mean he can see John Cena?"
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"How do you know if someone is a vegetarian? Don't worry, they will let you know as soon as they can"
"What did the sign on the door of the whorehouse say? ""Beat it - we're closed."""
"Why wasn't Hitler invited to the BBQ? Because he always burns the franks."
"Why is it that.. ..we still fall for click bait titles?"
"Why did the irishman wear two condoms? to be sure, to be sure."
"I walked up to my 9yo and said, ""How goes it?"" He looks up at me and says, ""God is history's greatest serial killer."""
"Who always wins at musical chairs? Rosa Parks"
"My Weed dealer needed to do his laundry So I sold him a dime bag of quarters, but I cut it with some canadian shit."
"Did they play tennis in ancient Egypt? Yes the bible tells how Joseph served in Pharoah's court!"