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Joke of the Day

"Do you think it's ok to lie to a girl in order to sleep with her...? Because I feel really bad about lying to my mom like that"

"Did you hear about the time Helen Keller fell down the well? She screamed her fingers to the bone."

"Sometimes I hide my wife's inhaler... (Fixed) Because she is black."

"Yay know, I'm no pedophile, but this childporn charge is some bullshit... Since when was it illegal search for euthanasia?"

"I was just scammed out of 25 dollars. I purchased a dvd titled ""Tiger Woods' favorite 18 holes."" It turned out to be about golf. Tell others so that they can avoid this scam too!!"

"Just like to give a shout out to the guy who plays triangle in our orchestra. Thanks for every ting."

"What do you get if you cross a pitbull and a hooker? Your last blowjob."

"[last supper] ""Tonight, one of you will betray me for 20 pieces of silver."" ""30."" ""Sorry Judas?"" [sips wine] ""I didn't say anything."""

"There are two types of people in this world: Those that CAN gather information from incomplete data"

"Hospitals make mistakes with newborns, so before bringing yours home, check by rubbing its belly. If it curls in and bites you, that's a cat"