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Joke of the Day

"ME: *walks in with ball rammed into my mouth* Happeh nuh? JUDGE: Not what a gagging order means! Are you sure you want to defend yourself?"

"Hey white people, remember when we would all watch the Chapelle's Show then immediately change the channel when the rappers came out? HAHA"

"What's the difference between Donald Trump and a used car sales person? The used car sales person knows they are lying."

"What do you call an owl with no forehead? I sucked too many dongs last night to remember"

"The Asian Grading Scale is... A++ (100.01%+)=Average FA+ (0-100%)=Find new famaree who can accept your white peoples grade."

"i'll have a burg please [waiter looks confused] a burg. a meat frisbee. a seared bovine disc. a hamburger sandwich. a bunned beefling my man"

"autism awareness day A day for people with autism to be aware they have autism"

"My girlfriends period is on my birthday. Why does she always have to be so anal about everything?"

"Why don't you stamp e-mails? Because your foot would go right through the computer screen!"

"What is the difference between a computer and a jet airliner About 250 lives, depending on which one crashed."