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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the kidnapping at Walmart? ...it's ok, he woke up."
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"Friend: How many calories does heartache burn? Me: Depends on how many calories are in the person you are setting on fire."
"yeah i like going to the gym. if by gym you mean beer and Netflix. 20 billion RTs 1 trillion favs, rted by the official white house twitter"
"Itself. Itself. Itself. Itself. Itself. Itself. -History"
"How did the hipster burn his tongue? He drank his coffee *before* it was cool. :-)"
"Jokes from a college student. How to use green, yellow, and pink in a sentence? The phone goes green, green, green, I pink it up, and say yellow."
"What word starts with an 'F' and ends in 'K' that means a lot of heat and excitement? ""Firetruck"""
"Everyone has that one best friend who's now a.... **Stranger!**"
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Cecil ! Cecil who ? Cecil have music whereever she goes.... !"
"A necklace and a little plane on it. The man was staring at the little plane on the woman's necklace The woman: Do you like the plane? The man: No! I like the airport."