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Joke of the Day

"What word starts with an 'F' and ends in 'K' that means a lot of heat and excitement? ""Firetruck"""

"Why cant you play cards on a rowboat? Because you're sitting on the deck..."

"What is currently the greatest crime in China? Identity theft."

"My husband is playing Super Mario Bros with our sons and one of them is having a MAJOR tantrum. Sadly, it's my husband."

"Why was the beaver mad because no one came to his damn party."

"nothing sucks more than someone ignoring your texts i mean maybe like getting stabbed to death but that's not much worse"

"Bible thumpers... Are all the Psalm."

"If fake tans make you look more attractive then logically so will rolling your naked body in Cheetos dust."

"I went for a run today. What the hell is wrong with you people why would you do this to yourself you need help."

"(boom boom clap) (boom boom clap) Daisy you're a dog you're a good dog Playing in the park Gonna eat some cool bugs today"