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Joke of the Day
"Women that say size doesn't matter are just? Shallow"
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"What did the god of lightning say after working out for the first time? I'm Thor"
"What charity has PETA beat in terms of death rate? The Make a Wish Foundation."
"I bet when slutty girls get cremated instead of ashes the family just gets an urn full of glitter."
"Two gay men walk into a church. And they walk out as a married couple :) congratulations America"
"What did the apple say to the apple pie? ""You've got some crust."""
"People say that I'm skeptical but I don't believe them."
"What's the main difference between Kim and Robert K? Robert didn't get a famous black guy off all by himself ..."
"What was Saddam Husseins favourite TV show? Despot Housewives"
"We see you, guy who ""doesn't want any pizza,"" contributes no money, then eats 6 slices when it arrives. We see you, and God sees you."