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Joke of the Day
"Women that say size doesn't matter are just? Shallow"
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"What do 9 out of 10 people agree on?"
"Jack and Jill went up the hill; each one had a quarter When they came down Jill had both, You think they went for water?"
"Gonna start rapping about women's rights... Call me Feminem."
"Gonna trade in my wife's menstrual cycle for a really cool mountain bike."
"I was wondering why everyone at school was forming small groups... ...and then it cliqued! I'll show myself out."
"Why was the man arrested for looking at sets of dentures in a dentist's window? Because it was against the law to pick your teeth in public."
"My Dad bought some candles from the store They seem pretty lit"
"What did the mother tomato tell the baby tomato when the baby tomato was walking too slow? Honey, walk faster, KETCHUP!"
"Which dance moves are the most sparkling? Congas!"