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Joke of the Day

"One out of three men have a problem with premature ejaculation. The rest of us just don't think it's a problem"

"Realized that I'm getting old. 20 years ago all of my friends were on drugs. Now they're all on medication..."

"There are 10 types of people in the world. Those who understand binary code and those who do not."

"good parents A mother said to her son, ""Look at that kid over there; he's not misbehaving."" The son replied, ""Maybe he has good parents then!"""

"My girlfriend said we should split up because she can't handle me acting like a detective all the time... ""GOOD IDEA!"" I said... ""We can cover more ground that way!"""

"If Justin Beiber and Rebecca Black were drowning and you could only save one, Would you go to lunch or read the paper?"

"What does a lesbian couple do for fun while they're having their periods? Fingerpaint!"

"Today I learned that pouring water on someone who is sleeping under an electric blanket won't electrocute them. It will only make them angry"

"My Japanese girlfriend just broke up with me... To cheer me up, my friend told me ""There are plenty more in the sea."""

"God I hate kids. And people. And animals. And sardines. And stuff that's alive. And stuff that's dead. I hate stuff. I like cheese."