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Joke of the Day

"Always remember, there's someone out there for everyone... You'll probably never find them and die alone, but they're out there."

"What does the H stand for in Jesus H Christ? [Lame Joke] Haploid"

"What's the difference between an Alto and a Tenor? The Tenor doesn't have hair on his back."

"Chuck Norris does not have to answer the phone. His beard picks up the incoming electrical impulses and translates them into audible sound."

"How do you ship 100 jews across the country? Put them in a semite-truck."

"What do you call a cow... What do you call a cow with three legs? *Tri-tip.* What do you call a cow with two legs? *Lean beef.* What do you call a cow with no legs? *Ground beef.*"

"What do you call a Jamaican with diahorrea? *Cool Runnings*"

"Amazon Prime Day."

"What does a Disneyland ride and Viagra have in common? You have to wait one hour for a 3 minute ride."

"two cows in a barn One turns to the other and says, ""Man this mad cow disease really has me on edge."" then other cow says ""*Pshh* I don't care, I'm a helicopter!"""