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Joke of the Day

"I downloaded the Qur'an the other day.... if you like i'll burn you a copy :D"

"I tried S/M once, and ended up with a dominatrix who was unusually cruel. Instead of using a whip she would make me do fractions in my head."

"Kate Middleton has said if she has a boy she will call him by the most popular British boy's name at the moment. We look forward to the arrival of baby Mohammed."

"I like my women like I like my ice cream... Smooth, pale, cold, and recently extracted from a freezer."

"I am the Anti-Hammer. You can touch this. Go ahead. Touch it! ANTI-HAMMER TIME!"

"What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin Mobile"

"What's black and loves to destroy Baltimore? The Pittsburgh Steelers"

"TIL 90% of statistics are bullshit, including this one."

"Pandora thinking I want to hear a Coldplay song should count as cyberbullying"

"What do you call a group of gay cavemen? Homo erectus."