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Joke of the Day

"I downloaded the Qur'an the other day.... if you like i'll burn you a copy :D"

"If you are at school, and the urge to take drugs hits you... Speak to the supply teacher.."

"I really hate when people get brie confused with similar cheeses. I camembert it."

"My lesbian neighbor got me a Rolex this year for my birthday... I think she misunderstood when I said ""I wanna watch"""

"Why are people giving something up for lint? I'm sweeping that shit up every day if you want some more."

"A Chinese baby was born prematurely. Parents named him Sudden Lee."

"What's the difference between a laundry machine and a girl? The washing machine doesn't get upset if I dump a load in it and never call back"

"What did the farmer say when he heard the town gossiping about his cornfield fire? ""My ears are burning!"""

"Yahoo answers is my primary care physician"

"An old man was asking God: ""God, how much time do I have until I'll die?"" And God answered: ""Nine."" ""God, is that you? What do you mean? Nine months? Nine years?"" ""Eight, seven, six..."""