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Joke of the Day

"What Central American country has the most spooks? Ghosta Rica!"

"The strongest person in a prison should be called mitochondria Because they are the powerhouse of the cell."

"Whenever I hear about a man jumping off a bridge I can't help but wonder how long he was dating my ex."

"Always hit women with a left hook... ...because they don't deserve any rights"

"Cleanliness is next to godliness in a dictionary missing some stuff."

"How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They'll just beat the room for being black."

"A man in the car beside me had his arm out the window and I was admiring his sleeve tattoo until I realized it was only excessive arm hair"

"Have you heard the one about the butter? Nah, you'll just spread it around."

"Mr. Jones, did you or did you not have an affair with the victim, Diana? ""No!"" Oh really. And what's your first name? ""Indiana"" [jury gasps]"

"Did you hear what happened when the Pope went to mount Olive? Popeye beat the shit out of him."