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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a fat psychic? A four chin teller."

"FIFA just got caught taking bribes for the 2010 World Cup. What a kick in the balls."

"Want to hear my favorite joke? 729271"

"Nigerian people is the best in the world. One of them offered me 1 million dollar via email this morning in just exchange for $100."

"Steve Irwin died as he lived... With animals in his heart."

"I totally get why women are attracted to men who ride motorcycles. Like you increase your chances of getting to have two husbands by a lot."

"So I broke up with my girlfriend because our signs didn't match... ...I'm a Sagittarius, and she's a bitch."

"I think it's weird that characters in comic strips always recite the alphabet to fall asleep... ...But it's even weirder that they always time it exactly fucking perfect."

"Today marks my tenth year driving trains Finally, you can call me a superconductor."

"*registering with a doctor* Receptionist: ""Thanks for filling in the form - you've missed the next of kin section"" *batman runs out crying*"