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Joke of the Day

"I would totally surf a tsunami. If I didn't get nauseous on water. And if tsunamis weren't dangerous. And I knew how to surf."

"Chanting ""I'm not creepy"" in front of a mirror doesn't make you feel any less creepy."

"What is a black cat's favourite TV show ? Miami Mice !"

"did you hear that a former US president bought out a convenience store chain? Bush did 7/11"

"Show me a prostitute that is happy being paid in information about past events... ...and I'll show you a whore that'll go down in history."

"Banana starts with a B but normally starts with a N."

"What came first the chicken or the egg? The chicken, eggs can't cum"

"Why do girls always walk in odd packs? Because they literally can't even."

"Have you ever tried Ethiopian food? Yeah, neither have they."

"What do you call a paraplegic with Ebola? A parabola."