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Joke of the Day
"What is Wilford Brimley's favorite band? The Beatis."
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"Homesick Husband talking to his wife: Honey im Homesick Wife: What do you mean you are home Husband: I know, Im sick of it."
"How do you know your gf is getting fat? She starts fitting in your wife's clothes..."
"Why was six afraid of seven... ...because seven was a registered six offender."
"A man told me there was a Pikachu in the back of his white van. When I jumped in, it appeared that he was mistaken."
"The wife just walked out of the store with bags and didn't notice me standing here. Maybe I need to put 75% off on my T-shirt"
"Two windmills are in a field... ...And one says to the other, ""Hey, do you like football?"" The other one replies, ""Yeah, I'm a big fan""."
"What fruit can't marry Cant-elope"
"[normal life] ive worn the same shirt everyday for a week [packing for vacation] hmmm. i'll prob change a few times a day so thats...32 shirts"
"Why did Hitler shoot himself? Because he got his gas bill."