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Joke of the Day
"Why did Hitler shoot himself? Because he got his gas bill."
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"Did you hear about the witch who went in for the lovely legs competition? She was beaten by the microphone stand."
"A Polar Bear walks into a cafe He says, ""I'll have a burger and.... a coke."" The waitress says, ""Okay. But, why the long pause?"" The bear says, ""I don't know. I was born with them."""
"A man walks into a bar.... and says ouch!"
"What do you call a cow stable in Egypt? A Mubarack"
"Frederick W. Smith created a company because he needed money to pay maintenance to his ex wife. He called it Fed*Ex*."
"ive learned that asians will always make Wong decisions when driving..."
"I had sex with a chipotle manager When I was about to lick some guac off her tits she stopped me and says ""You know that's extra, right?"""
"My version of ""naked and afraid"" is when I'm in the shower, soap in my eyes, and I hear a weird noise."
"My friend told me that he saw a bowl so big that it was the size of Australia. Which I replied, ""Wanna know whats also the size of Australia? Australia."