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Joke of the Day

"A man told me there was a Pikachu in the back of his white van. When I jumped in, it appeared that he was mistaken."

"In an interview Barbara Walters asks OJ Simpson if he thinks he will ever be married again... He says, ""I don't know... One of these days, I might take another stab at it."""

"In the 50's the pot called the kettle a different word."

"May I pay you handsomely, good sir? -Why yes you may. *opens wallet* *pulls out Ryan Gosling*"

"Relationships are like fat people... most of them don't work out."

"what do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? Hellifikno"

"There should be a ""Life of Pi"" TV show, where they throw a different D-list celebrity in a boat with a tiger every week."

"How does god receive prayers? knee-mail"

"I don't know why they call it the Oedipus Complex. Banging your mom seems fairly simple."

"Based on my experience with trying to find the restroom at Kohl's, I would die first in the Hunger Games."