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Joke of the Day

"A man told me there was a Pikachu in the back of his white van. When I jumped in, it appeared that he was mistaken."

"What did Grandma say to the frog? Something racist, probably."

"'...um....' - the first cow ever milked"

"Deer nuts are cheap they're under a buck."

"Two guys are watching a dog lick its privates. One guy chuckles and says, ""I wish I could do that."" The other guy says, ""Pet him, maybe he'll let you."" An oldie, but I always liked it."

"Did you hear about the dyslexic druggie lawyer who just finished rehab? He's already started suing again."

"Therapist: How's your narcissism? Much better I thin...*sees my ex walking by* [opens window] HOW ARE YOU STILL ALIVE I BROKE UP WITH YOU!"""

"Writing is a great career when people like hearing what you have to say but don't want to look at you."

"A cube and a square are fighting. The cube says ""You're such a square, square."" Offended, the cube replies... Oh yeah? Well so's your FACE!!!!"

"What's orange and sounds like a parrot A carrot"