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Joke of the Day
"Why was six afraid of seven... ...because seven was a registered six offender."
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"My daughter labeled me BIRTH GIVER in her phone. I'm thinking about labeling her THANKS FOR WHAT YOU DID TO MY BODY."
"A friend told me he was karyophil And i was like ""Are you fucking nuts?"""
"I know a guy addicted to brake fluid He says he can stop at any time"
"[ during sex ] Can we make a food baby? I'm hungry."
"My liberal friend decided to go to a Republican rally and got his ass kicked. He's all right now."
"How can you tell if a 14 year old smokes weed? Just wait. They'll tell you."
"""Are you ignorant or just apathetic?"" ""I don't know, and I don't care."""
"My keyboard squeaks and so does my mouse."
"Bruce willis was found dead next to a bottle of viagra I guess you could say he died hard"