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Joke of the Day

"[normal life] ive worn the same shirt everyday for a week [packing for vacation] hmmm. i'll prob change a few times a day so thats...32 shirts"

"What did the Buffalo say to his son when he went off to college? By son."

"My friend asked me how long I'v been married. I told him 15 years, but with the wind chill it feels like 30"

"I'm a scientist that's researching beastiality between humans and dogs You'll find me in my lab"

"Died A man wanted to fart for very long but couldnt for one or another reason. Finally he gets to fart when he approaches home. He farts to bad that he died of his own fart."

"Why didn't the female frog lay eggs ? Because her husband spawned her affections !"

"A woman was arrested when her boyfriend's body was found in a freezer in their living room. Who the hell puts a freezer in the living room?"

"If you're having a rough day, remember there are people out there with their ex's names tattooed on them."

"Took me forever to find this chronology book. It's about time."

"Me: I grew a beard once & It actually looked just like yours. Him: Why'd you shave it off? Me: I just told you..."