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Joke of the Day

"Why was the man suspicous about the tree? I dunno, it seemed a bit shady."

"I'm not really fan of gallows humor It just always leaves me hanging."

"Best one I know, and quite apt this time of year! :D Americans think they have Freedom!"

"Yo momma so fat she jumped in the air and got stuck."

"Went to our annual work party last night... They played 'The Twist' so I twisted. They played 'Jump' so I jumped. Then they played 'Come on Eileen'...I was asked to leave shortly after that."

"What is the difference between Harry potter and jews? Harry potter made it out if the chamber"

"What do you call five African-Americans born together? Triplets."

"How do you get 1000 dead babies into the bed of a pickup truck? A blender! How do you get them out? Nacho chips!"

"Last-second gift idea. Bring a tag and put it on any present already under the tree. Call other person a liar. Be willing to fight him/her."

"there're two reasons why i wear a diaper for 1 & 2"