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Joke of the Day
"How does a turtle grate cheese? Shredder"
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"I'm not racist because... I'm not a racist because racism is a crime, And crime is for blacks."
"A lion wouldn't cheat on his wife but a Tiger Wood"
"Which bees produce milk? The boo-bees!"
"I love Nilla Wafers because who has time to say ""Vanilla"" in today's busy world?"
"What personal space? My dog"
"I barely slept last night; I kept dreaming about mufflers. I'm exhausted."
"What do you call a fish with no eyes. A FSH!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
""" Wife: there is a man at the door with a mustache. Husband: tell him i've already got one. """
"What do you call a lesbian Dinosaur? A lickalotapuss What do you call a gay dinosaur? A megasaurass"