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Joke of the Day
"How does a turtle grate cheese? Shredder"
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"Why was the man arrested for having his skin flute played? It was in A-minor"
"Michael Jackson, too soon? What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? One of them walks on the moon, the other one fucks little boys in the ass"
"Anyone who doesn't request unlimited salad and breadsticks as their last meal is an idiot"
"Why do they call it the XBOX 360? Because you turn 360 and walk away!!"
"My house is clean so please don't eat or drink or come by or let my child come home."
"What game do little cows like to play? Moonopoly."
"How many Mexicans does it take to change a light bulb? ""Juan"""
"What do you do if you come across a lion in the jungle? Wipe it off and apologise"
"Life in 1914-1945 Europe must have been hard. All those geopolitical events and no TV shows to compare them to"