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Joke of the Day

"If I stabbed someone with icicle, no one would find the murder weapon, because it melts. This thought is haunting me."

"I just saw my first Porno yesterday.... I couldn't believe how young I looked in it."

"What's the difference between an attorney and a herd of buffalo? The attorney charges more."

"How do you ship 100 jews across the country? Put them in a semite-truck."

"You know Santa came when.. There's more milk in the glass than when you left it."

"Teens are leaving FB for Twitter & Instagram to escape parents. Silly rabbits, we were here first."

"why do people romanticize the 1950s? like calm down, we still have milkshakes and racism"

"Why don't Jews go to Jupiter? Because it's a gas planet"

"Common dialogue in SITCOMs When a guy proposes, the female responds ""thank you""... Seen this in Friends, two and half men and the big bang theory... If its there in HIMYM.. PLS LET ME KNOW..."

"A man walks up to three old ladies. He flashes them his penis. The first two ladies immediatly had a stroke. The third one didn't dare touch it."