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Joke of the Day
"[NSFW] If you masturbate with a rowing stick... Will you have an orgasm?"
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"About an actress. Did you hear about that actress who killed her husband? Reese something... Witherspoon? No Witherknife."
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"wife: I saw in my dream that you were buying a diamond ring for me Husband: I saw your dad paying the bill... :D"
"What do you call a prostitute that does both men and women? An omniwhore"
"*sees neighbor put his garbage in our trash can* ME: *goes to find hub* ""You know what makes me mad?"" HUB: *points to self*"
"What do you do with spoiled fish food? Load it in the chum dumpster."
"My ex girlfriend was obsessed with my balls... I had to weiner off it."
"Did you hear Chinese philosophers discovered gravity hundreds of years before Newton? Too bad they had so many durian trees."