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Joke of the Day
"My ex girlfriend was obsessed with my balls... I had to weiner off it."
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"When I was a kid I got in trouble for playing with Grandma Bella in the sandbox. Can't play with dead bodies apparently."
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"Ad hominem tactics are awful and so is anyone that uses them."
"Has anybody ever thought of buying a pig a plane ticket?"
"You know how I know you're stupid? You clicked on this link!"
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"They say they're free weights, but the gym gets pissed if you put them in your car and leave."
"I walked into the bar sober with $42 & walked out drunk with $42. But you're right fellas, men are smarter than women."
"How do rednecks circumcise a baby? Kick their daughter in the jaw."