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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear Chinese philosophers discovered gravity hundreds of years before Newton? Too bad they had so many durian trees."

"if i was a conductor of an orchestra, i would abuse my power by making them warm up to a stirring rendition of ""ice, ice, baby."""

"My body looks as if it were chiseled from marble I'm not muscular whatsoever I'm just really white."

"When can you dive in a swimming pool and not get your hair wet ? When your bald !"

"What's black and white and can't go through a revolving door? A zebra with a spear through its head."

"How far can you run into the woods? Halfway, any further and you're running out."

"How can you help a starving cannibal? Give them a hand !"

"What's the difference between a lawyer and a mosquito? One is a blood sucking parasite, and the other is an insect."

"What spice do you find in hell? SINammon (Sorry)"

"Why don't mathematicians build bridges? Because they'll never be perfect."