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Joke of the Day
"What do you do with spoiled fish food? Load it in the chum dumpster."
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"My music teacher at school told me never to hit a drum again or I could get in serious trouble. I did, and he was right. There was serious re-percussions"
"I'm not a racist. I can't even run."
"Seeing as it's almost time for New Years Celebrations for myself Tonight I am an exorcist, as I shall be ridding the house of all Spirits."
"What do you call a prostitute that does both men and women? An omniwhore"
"Homeless girl ..... I met this girl the other day and gave her my phone number. She said she would call when she got home. I'm beginning to think she's homeless???"
"Why do giraffes have long necks? Because their feet stink."
"How do you keep an erection? Don't fuck with it"
"What did the whistleblower say after the blizzard in Russia? I'm Snowden!"
"How did Christopher Columbus find India? He used Apple Maps."