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Joke of the Day

"A baker was killed by a falling metal pan... you could say his death was filled with irony. Ba-Dum-Tsss"

"Next time a stranger talks to me when I'm alone, I will look at them shocked and whisper ""You can see me?"".."

"What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing...they were both stuck up cunts."

"What did the leper tell the prostitute? You can keep the tip"

"After reviewing my life, God may very well issue another 5 to 10 commandments. Sorry, guys."

"What does a gynecologist and a pizza delivery boy have in common? They can both smell it but can't eat it."

"TIL that 1 in every 10 people in North America lives next door to a pedophile. Not me. I live next door to a smoking hot 8 year old."

"My way or the highway. It takes two to tango. What I'm saying is, ""welcome to idiom club"". Now, let's cut to the chase."

"What do women and Tony Stark have in common? They are both Fe Males."

"[Robbery] Sloth Man: I'll use my powers to make the criminals fall asleep. *Runs to bank* *Reaches bank 18 hrs later* SM: How'd they escape?"