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Joke of the Day

"How to be an asian... Just squint your eyes and say ""We all how smaw deek"" out loud."

"Jokes about the handicapped aren't funny No one knows what it's like to not walk a mile in their shoes."

"My boyfriend said that I'm more than enough woman for him, and now I'm mad because I think he called me fat."

"You know what really grinds my gears? I'll see myself out"

"Princess Dianna had dandruff They found her head and shoulders in the glovebox."

"Life is like a box of Chocolates It doesn't last as long for fat people."

"Him: Do you want to run away with me? Me: We won't actually be running, right?"

"What is the best remedy for cough? A laxative."

"Chemist have an unpopular view on alcohol... They say it's a solution."

"If Michael Moore was a conservative... ...he'd be Donald Trump."