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Joke of the Day
"What is the best remedy for cough? A laxative."
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"People that start a sentence with ""Now I'm not trying to be rude"" are either about to be rude, or about to sing Ignition by R Kelly."
"Why did Snoop Dogg bring an umbrella? There was a Lil Wayne outside"
"""Don't kill it!"" my friend pleaded for a spider's life inside. So I carefully trapped it in a cup, brought it outside, then stomped on it."
"I used to be a rubbish collector. Now I'm pretty good."
"Why is Dr. Frankenstein never lonely? He's good at making friends."
"What's the difference between an artist and a large pizza? A large pizza can feed a family of four."
"What is the opposite of Imagination? I have no idea."
"Wife [returns home] have you eaten Me: have you eaten Wife: are you copying me?! Me: are you copying me Wife: I Love You Me: I already ate"
"The Chicago Cubs"