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Joke of the Day
"What is the best remedy for cough? A laxative."
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"Why did the bird refuse Martin Luther's food? It was on a strict diet of worms. edit: changed pronoun to avoid ambiguity"
"What does a vampire on a diet drink? Blood Lite Thanks Jim Butcher..."
"What is Jojo's Favorite Pokemon Game? Pokemon ORAS ORAS ORAS ORAS ORAS ORAS ORAS ORAS ORAS ORAS ORAS ORAS ORAS ORAS ORAS ORAS ORAS ORAS ORAS ORAS ORAS ORAS ORAS ORAS ORAS ORAS ORAS ORAS ORAS"
"Pedophile almost wins marathon... He just came in a little behind."
"Can a hippo be a hypocrite. Would the elephants call him hippocrite. Then he can call them elecunts."
"What did one white cop say to another white cop? Another black man bites the dust."
"What's the difference between my girlfriend and my dog I can make my dog come"
"Two competitive silk worms decided to race... ...it ended in a tie."
"The best ""Ben Dover"" type of names you know thread. I just used one of these types of names as a joke earlier and realized I don't know that many of them. I bet reddit knows a lot of them!"