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Joke of the Day

"Turning 40 When my best friend turned 40, I sent him a CD in the mail: UB40. 2 months later, on my 40th, I received a CD in the mail from him: U2."

"someone explain to me 72 hour protection deodorants and antiperspirants. If you bathe everyday, that like defeats the whole purpose right??"

"It's cute the way they make the Oreos bag resealable like I'm not going to eat them all."

"Saudi TV Mistake Saudi Arabia TV reported the Brussels attack 15 minutes earlier than it actually happened. Saudi TV sincerely apologizes for this innocent mistake."

"I'm not lazy... I'm just on my energy saving mode."

"My girlfriend really wants to try out some schoolgirl role play. However, I feel really uncomfortable wearing the dress..."

"Don't judge someone because they sin differently than you."

"A blind man walks into a bar and a table and a chair"

"What shouldn't you do at a funeral? The corpse."

"""I'm an introvert!"" -Extrovert, after being alone for a whole ten minutes."