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Joke of the Day

"someone explain to me 72 hour protection deodorants and antiperspirants. If you bathe everyday, that like defeats the whole purpose right??"

"Saw a white guy putting daisies in masa. He was trying to make flower tortillas."

"I don't like anti jokes... I like uncle jokes"

"Why do mermaids wear seashells? *wait for it* Because they grew out of their B-shells!"

"People who write ""loosing"" when they mean ""losing"" need to get loost."

"I once went out with a girl that said she was flexible like a Slinky. Two flights of stairs later, I decided she wasn't."

"Pretty ironic how there's an active ingredient in marijuana."

"So a baby seal walks into a club ........ ^^^that's ^^^it."

"What's red and unhealthy for your teeth? A brick."

"She said she hates my analogies and wishes I would communicate like a normal person, but that's like telling a samurai not to use his sword"