5481

Joke of the Day

"Saudi TV Mistake Saudi Arabia TV reported the Brussels attack 15 minutes earlier than it actually happened. Saudi TV sincerely apologizes for this innocent mistake."

"Say what you will about deaf people..."

"Girl: So, your dating profile says you enjoy long walks by the sea & making ur own wine? Jesus: ON Girl: What? Jesus: Long walks ON the sea"

"Why does Oedipus hate to swear? Because he kisses his mother with that mouth"

"What's the Russian word for Internet outage? Internjet"

"What is long and hard on a black man? Third grade."

"Baby are you an iphone encryption? Because I want to go through your backdoor"

"It rubs the lotion on its skin and struggles with the doorknobs again."

"How are asians and really obese people alike? They both can't see their dicks, but they know it's there."

"Anyone who shows up late to work, wearing shades and clutching a Gatorade is about to tell a lie."