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Joke of the Day

"""I'm an introvert!"" -Extrovert, after being alone for a whole ten minutes."

"A black man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. Bartender says, ""wow where did you get that?"" Parrot looks at him and says ""Africa, there's millions of them."""

"Did you know Trump nominated a deaf guy to the Presidential cabinet? Congress confirmed him without a hearing."

"Always wear high heels, it makes it easier to look down on him."

"Life's like a box of chocolate, it doesn't last very long for fat people."

"What did Ferris Bueller do after he graduated high school? He went to Europe to study a-Broderick"

"I prepared chicken today. I said, ""Listen, there's no easy way to say this..."""

"I mixed coffee with Red Bull, now I can see the invisible things my kitten pounces on."

"Want to hear a joke about pizza? Never mind, it's too cheesy."

"When we were together, you always said you'd die for me. Now that we've broke up, I think it's time you kept your promise!"