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Joke of the Day

"Roommates Roommate 1: ""You think I'm nosy, don't you?!"" Roommate 2: ""No, not at all!"" Roommate 1: ""Then why'd you write that in your diary?!"""

"Notice In A Library. ""Statutory Warning"", While Reading Sex Knowledge Books, Please Hold The Book With Both Hands."

"The day my wife found out she was pregnant, everything changed... My name, my phone number, my address, and my country of residence."

"I support Greenpeace because I care about environmental activism, just not enough to do any of the real work myself."

"Here's a joke about my senior year of college. I tried."

"Please don't tell me about your methods of increasing drag on your car It would be a spoiler alert"

"What do you call an alien starship that drips water? A crying saucer."

"What's the difference between a lentil and a chickpea? I've never begged to have a lentil on my face"

"Knock Knock Who's there ? Chest ! Chest who ? Chest-nuts for sale !"

"did you see Iran play in the world cup? I heard they played like Shiate'"