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Joke of the Day

"Knock Knock Who's there ? Chest ! Chest who ? Chest-nuts for sale !"

"When I die I'd like to be cremated I think I've urned it."

"Why do elephants where pink shoes? To hide in the grass. Have you ever seen an elephant with pink shoes? No? Good hiders, aren't they?"

"What do you call an Islamic comedian? A Funni Muslim"

"My boss said to me. ""You're the worst train driver. How many have you derailed this year?"" I said "" im not sure, its hard to keep track"""

"There's a band called 1023MB... You might have heard of them... But memory fades."

"How can you spot a bad stripper? Because they half-ass it."

"I told my wife that she was sounding like her mother and I realized that was a mistake after I regained consciousness."

"I'm going to use a bomb to break into Fort Knox. EDIT: Wow this blew up! Thanks for the gold!"

"I wonder how deep North Korean influence runs in america. Anyone could be a sleeper asian"