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Joke of the Day
"Please don't tell me about your methods of increasing drag on your car It would be a spoiler alert"
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"What's the best part about dating a homeless girl? You can drop her off anywhere!!"
"What do you call a women with one leg? Aileen Unless she's Asian, then you call her Irene."
"How many muscles does a chicken have in its neck? Just enough to hold it's pecker up..."
"I wanted to see lot of animals so I went to the zoo. But they only had one small dog. It was a SHIH-TZU."
"Was accused of animal abuse for using an electric collar but bitch kept calling it ""domestic violence"""
"What do you call a hapoy frog? Hoppy"
"This morning some bloke drove up to my house in a huge lorry and dumped off a massive pile of lego blocks. I'm so furious I don't know what to make of it."
"How can you know that you are insecure about what other people think of your post? [deleted]"
"What words does Donald Trump find irresistibly sexy? ""You sick fuck, I'm calling the cops."""