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Joke of the Day
"I never trust atoms They make up everything."
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"Sorry, but your kids don't look adorable when they lose their teeth, they look like tiny homeless people."
"How many hipsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One to do it before it gets cool, and one to talk about how much better the old one used to be."
"I wonder how many miles I've scrolled with my thumb."
"How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? - That's not funny"
"I'm going to put my grandmother on speed dial. I'll call it Instagram."
"""Did you watch Big Hero 6?"" ""No, I still haven't seen Big Hero 1-5."""
"Q: How do you make a violin sound like a viola? A: Sit in the back and don't play."
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"Fred has 3 red balls and 5 blue balls in a bag. How many balls does Fred have? 10."