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Joke of the Day
"When a cow laughs..... does milk come out of her nose?"
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"Finally got funding approved for the gay club I'm opening in Prague. The Czech's in the Male"
"Heart is mobile and you are sim GIRL:My heart is like a mobile and you are the sim card BOY:I m very happy. . . Gal:dont b too happy. . . If I get a new offer I will change the sim card..!"
"Why don't you ever see black people on cruises? They'll never be tricked into that one again..."
"A lot of the classic ""cool"" behaviors are pretty much just acting like a cat."
"Hey girl are you a capri sun? Because i want to stab you."
"a sphincter says what? pants up, dont poop."
"What kind of salad dressing does a tree use?"
"My husband ran for 30 minutes on the treadmill. He's told every other person on earth and I didn't want y'all to be out of the loop."
"If Rihanna and Chris Brown got back together and made music again... they would make all the hits"