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Joke of the Day
"When a cow laughs..... does milk come out of her nose?"
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"What is Dr. Seuss' favorite play? Green Eggs and Hamlet"
"______________________ I'm drawing a blank here."
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"Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar... The bartender says ""Why the long face?"""
"Dead scatologists never die They just go through the motions."
"I'd tell you a chemistry joke But I know I won't get a reaction"
"What is Napoleon Dynamite's Favorite TV Dinner? Tot Pockets"
"I'm not saying you're a jackass but... You're the kind of guy who would buy Anne Frank a drum set."