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Joke of the Day

"If Rihanna and Chris Brown got back together and made music again... they would make all the hits"

"What's Rihanna's favorite type of apple? She doesn't have one. She'll eat anyone that's bruised!"

"I've stopped trying to explain twitter to my friends and now just say,""I collect tiny imaginary people in my phone using jokes as bait."""

"ME: Have you seen my denim jacket? GF: No, but it's okay. Just checked the weather & it's not going to be the 1980s today..."

"Kevin Ware's leg Unfortunately Kevin Ware and his leg did not display the same structure and elasticity as his brother Tupper"

"Classic knock knock joke nsfw Knock knock Who's there? Argo Argo who Argo fuck yourself!"

"A man visiting a graveyard saw a tombstone that read: ""Here lies John Smith, a lawyer and an honest man."" ""How about that!"" he exclaimed. ""They've got three people buried in one grave."""

"I often antagonize black people in hopes they call me a jive turkey."

"Cop: Know why I stopped you? ""You heard the song I was playing?"" Cop: Yes I did, and now HERE I AM ""ROCK YOU LIKE A HURRICANE"""

"""And the Lord said unto John......."