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Joke of the Day

"Heart is mobile and you are sim GIRL:My heart is like a mobile and you are the sim card BOY:I m very happy. . . Gal:dont b too happy. . . If I get a new offer I will change the sim card..!"

"How I Won the Pools by Jack Potts"

"Yes, I read Quantum Physics. But only for the particles."

"What does Santa call the elf police? The Po Po Po."

"Another friend of mine is a very successful businessman. He started with five thousand pounds - now he owes fifty-five million."

"Knock knock.. (feat. My 9yo brother) Knock knock.. \*sigh..\* Who's there? Interrupting doctor Interrupting doct-- You have cancer."

"whats black and sits at the top of the staircase? stephen hawking after a house fire"

"Have you seen the new iPhone card trick? It's the one where all the jacks dissappear"

"How many police officers does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They just beat the room for being black. P.S.: Sorry if repost"

"""please human with me"" - bear"