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Joke of the Day
"What did Father Buffalo say to Child Buffalo as he left for school? Bison."
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"my wife said ive got a drink problem over the holidays........ .........yes you're right , ive only got one mouth. badum tsss."
"What do you call someone who's studied Old Norse literature and become an expert. Well edda-cated."
"TIL that although Sting has been missing for a week... The Police still have no lead"
"Man found dead... in an ice cream van covered in sprinkles. Police think he topped himself."
"Made the mistake of ordering chlorine for the pool and researching Kenya so I'm tweeting this from what appears to be a windowed black van."
"Anyone that says there are no stupid questions has never had to explain to a 5 year old why there are no pink bananas 267 times today."
"SNL Gold: Domestic Violence A local county couple had an argument over a jar of salsa, which resulted in the girlfriend stabbing her boyfriend. But hey, you'd be mad too if he was jalpeno business."
"What is your favorite change a lightbulb joke?"
"Babe Ruth Walks Into a Bar Bartender says ""Why the Long Balls?"