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Joke of the Day

"SNL Gold: Domestic Violence A local county couple had an argument over a jar of salsa, which resulted in the girlfriend stabbing her boyfriend. But hey, you'd be mad too if he was jalpeno business."

"Three cookies were crossing the road when the first one was knocked down. What did the third cookie say as he reached the pavement in safety? Crumbs!"

"My colleagues call me the pussy slayer... I'm in charge of euthanising cats at the kennel."

"What do you call a gay dinosaur Trannyosaurus Rex"

"Why do mice need oiling ? Because they squeak !"

"Rule: If thou has a Macbook, thou shall always taketh photos of objects with the Macbook in the background."

"Just once, I'd like to see an honest Facebook status, like ""happy birthday to my average-looking, sort of friend, Amanda!"""

"Why do people say clean as a whistle? Whistles aren't clean, they're full of spit"

"What makes you sweat during the summer? A sweater."

"My wife accused me of ruining her birthday yesterday. ""Bullshit!"" I said. ""I didn't even know it was your birthday."""