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Joke of the Day

"What do you call someone who's studied Old Norse literature and become an expert. Well edda-cated."

"If you want to be a General Motors engineer, your memory needs to be perfect. You have to recall everything."

"I was just awarded a trophy for laziness. All I need now is for someone to accept it on my behalf."

"Who can shave 25 times in one day, and still have a beard? A barber!"

"The best way to tell someone you don't like them is to text them 370HSSV 0773H and tell them to read it upside down."

"Why couldn't the hunter cook breakfast? The game warden found out he poached his eggs!"

"I would be so ashamed if I had a kid who didn't want to be famous."

"I remember the one time I was wrong... Turns out I was mistaken."

"The dishwasher is making a strange noise. Probably because she's outside shoveling the driveway."

"Did you hear about that free-range astrophysicist buffalo? His name was Neil. Neil da Grass-fed Bison."